girl.in.the.green.shoes: Archive

five days.

i am leaving tomorrow to spend five days at my friend’s house. all so i can go to the pkt new years party, where i’m sure <5 want me there. so i’ll look pretty and drink a lot. i’ll text stupid boys, and maybe kiss a couple. it’s what i do :} - ps: this is post 1400!!! <3

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Storytelling at its Best →

extremely-moderate: Storytelling is an art. This is a modernist masterpiece. Side-splitting hilarious.

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My 2011 Resolutions:

I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things. I won’t take shit from anyone. I won’t cry over another asshole. I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections. I’ll be more confident. Bitches can GTFO. I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh. I won’t slack off in school… maybe just a little. I’ll appreciate my parents more. I won’t get butt-hurt over...

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Sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...

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When people say I'm a bitch.

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STOP LINKING YOUR TUMBLR POSTS TO FACEBOOK

Dec 29th

that moment of panic when your crush says "can i...

khrystynaaaa:

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two things to bitch about.

1—clark. wtf. what makes you think it is okay for you to text me and call me whenever you drink? are you remembering our awesome night together? do you want another awesome night? good luck. 2—dear best friend #?—i really missed talking to you for like 2 months. i’m glad you want to hang out with me now…but where were you these past two months when i texted you and...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: Hey! I've followed your blog for a while but have never been an official follower or commenter. I REALLY like your stuff and you seem like a totally down to Earth awesome person.

Dec 29th